
Friday, July 31, 2020
"Ghosted"

Thursday, June 11, 2020
"Love, Unscripted"

“Love, Unscripted”
Written by Owen Nicholls
Reviewed by Diana Iozzia of Bookworm Banter
“Love, Unscripted” is a romantic comedy in which Nick, a person obsessed with film and pop culture, experiences an extremely difficult break-up. Nick fell in love with our second main character, Ellie, at the beginning of the Barack Obama presidency campaign in 2008. The story splits when Ellie breaks up with Nick. We have a small third person narrator that explains some details about the two, similar to the narration in “500 Days of Summer”. The other two perspectives are told by Nick: one in real time and one in a fictional film world in which Ellie and Nick are still happily together. All too soon, Nick grows and realizes that in neither world would he be truly happy without Ellie, so he makes conscious efforts to win her back.
The story is told in a typical Nora Ephron-type romance novel, which is a quite enjoyable format. The characters have faults, flaws, make quite a few modern jokes, and spend time with their families. We find out early on that Ellie experienced a tragic death involving a family member when she was very young, so Nick’s reaction to this news was a great response, and it showed a positive element to his character.
As far as the characters, unfortunately, Nick is insufferable for nearly every chapter. We understand his plight, but he comes off in a bit of an obnoxious way. “Why doesn’t she want me? We were so great. I’m so great”. He just cannot possibly fathom why they do not work as a couple, when nearly every example of love he knows from films is doomed. He does not take time to look retrospectively at his relationship, only to look forward and try to fix what he doesn’t think is broken. Ellie is only told in a third person, which I felt was a choice that could have been different. I like Ellie. She’s smart and she’s funny, but her character is heavily limited by what Nick thinks of her, like “500 Days of Summer”. We do not know how to understand her or truly like her, because everything is told secondhand to us. She’s idolized, which allows for no room to criticize her. I feel this happens all too often in romances told through the man’s perspective, so I felt disappointed by this portrayal of Nick.
Additionally, a very difficult glaring element of this novel was the pop culture references and film references. I understand that this story is about two characters with a strong love for film and television, but my God, the threshold for “too much” was stomped over numerous times. We received about 7 references to “It’s a Wonderful Life”, one of my favorite films of all time. If I’d like to hear about it that often in one piece of work, I’d rather just watch the film. Nearly every page has at least one to two references. This overabundance of nods to films and actors felt far too difficult to overcome. It absolutely impacted my liking for this book and ruined it a bit. It seemed that it made the characters quirkier but to the point of causing annoyance, not nuance.
To continue, the plot was not as well-executed as I would have liked. I felt that it took far too many chapters to kick off. Most of the novel is told in memories and flashbacks. There are many chapters that do not provide any interesting plot elements or details about the characters and feel more like filler than interesting content. The real and the imaginary perspectives are told one after the other, which can blur the lines and cause confusion. Also, I am highly confused as to why the Obama campaign is used to mark time, since neither character cares much for politics. The only time we see the characters interacting with anything Obama-related is the two parties to announce his winning term. I felt that it detracted from the story just slightly, disconnecting us. I felt if the story just used November 2008 and time-marked it without including the campaign, it would have made just the same amount of sense.
Lastly, although this was not a favorite book of mine, I did enjoy most of the elements. I wish however that Nick was a little more interesting and that Ellie was more than two dimensional in character. I do recommend this novel, because although Nick was not a favorite, there are interesting enough moments, side characters, and a few great chapters. I find this novel similar to: David Nicholls’s work, “The Two Lives of Lydia Bird”, “Maybe in Another Life”, and many other slightly fantastical romantic comedies from which the novel seems to draw inspiration.
I rate this novel at three out of five stars.
I thank Ballantine Books at Penguin Random House for
an advance uncorrected proof. I also received a corrected proof, which I plan
to compare for any small changes. Thank you for the opportunity.
Tuesday, April 30, 2019
"Tin Man"
Tuesday, February 26, 2019
"The Goodbye Summer"
Written by Sarah Van Name
Review written by Diana Iozzia

"The Goodbye Summer" is a fun young adult romance that takes on many different aspects but fails to fully address its most important topics. As this book's demographic is female teenagers, we should consider how female teenagers could read this.
Our main character is Caroline, who is spending her time working at a local aquarium's gift shop, trying to save money for the fall. She's in a relationship with boring and slightly abusive Jake, who plans to convince her to drop of out high school and work on his father's farm in a different state. I did not like him from the start, but his personality gets worse throughout the book. Caroline befriends a group of counselors who work at the aquarium's summer camp. She becomes closest with Georgia, who is from a wealthy family but feels neglected by them.
Georgia and Caroline strike up one of those unbelievable teen friendships, and it's lovely. In the back of my mind the whole time reading, I just kept thinking, "wouldn't it be nice if they turned out to be gay or bisexual?" I felt this book would have been a really nice entry for young girls wanting to read about LGBT, but I was disappointed. Now, there was not any inclination that this book would turn out that way, but I felt the characters had a really cute friendship and hoped they would date.
The other characters are stationary but fun to read about nonetheless. This is a great summer read, but I'm glad that it touches on neglect, manipulation, and more importantly consent. There is a very uncomfortable scene in which Caroline does not want to have sex with Jake in any circumstance. She does not say no, so he continues. She does not say yes. She does not say that he raped her. However, I think this should have been a more important note to touch upon, rather than brush it off as 'bad sex' as Caroline referenced.
In conclusion, I did enjoy the book, but I beg those who read it to realize that the serious topics addressed should have been explained better, rather than the thousandth reference of the girls eating gooey pizza.
Friday, February 22, 2019
"The Hate U Give"
Monday, January 21, 2019
"No Exit"
Saturday, January 19, 2019
"Friday Black"
Friday, November 9, 2018
"If We Were Villains"
Sunday, April 1, 2018
"The Lies They Tell"
“The Lies They Tell” follows our
main protagonist, Pearl Haskins, as she discovers the mystery of why the house
of one of the richest families in town has burned to the ground. Nearly all of
the Garrison family perished, except their eighteen-year-old son, Tristan.Friday, March 16, 2018
"Orphan Monster Spy"
Monday, February 12, 2018
"Let Me Lie"
Sunday, January 28, 2018
"One of Us Is Lying"
Written by Karen M. McManus
Review written by Diana Iozzia

I read this book a couple of days ago, after finding a ruined, beat up copy with the red paint from the pages leaked out all over the cover. Needless to say, I wasn't bothered by the condition. I had heard some negative reviews of this book, and I was curious when I saw it severely inexpensive at a charity shop.
"One of Us Is Lying" follows four characters who are investigated after their classmate is poisoned in the detention in which they were all in attendance. All are suspects. Simon was the outsider. Bronwyn is the smart, but secretive student. Nate is the bad boy. Cooper is the baseball star. Addy is the pretty princess of the school. Who killed Simon?
This is a very obvious cut and dry young adult mystery in all of the Breakfast Club-soaked stereotypes. There's lots of timely jokes and mentions of popular social media. Tumblr, 4chan, Reddit forums, Instagram, and Facebook are full of curious insiders and intrigue into the mystery.
I read this in about three hours on an empty afternoon, and it didn't disappoint. There are some irritating bits about sexism and mental illness, but I got over them. You know, "Oh, the boys are more popular in the news, because people like boys more". Okay, whatever, sure. I guess the book has to appeal to some feminists too.
The ending was more surprising than I figured, but I figured the ending out right about the time that I think everyone else did. Some people I've read reviews by mentioned that they figured it off right off the hat. I felt that when reading "Murder on the Orient Express" in December, my entire focus was solving the murder, rather than soaking up the mystery. With this book, I just enjoyed it and had suspicions towards the killer, but I wasn't too worried about solving it myself. The ending is good, surprising, and necessary. As I mentioned, there are lots of story elements that fit in with the social climate nowadays, lots of political correctness and tropes of the past years, but I enjoyed it nonetheless. I enjoyed it more than I thought I would, but it was just a good YA mystery.
Thursday, July 27, 2017
"Needful Things"
Book written by Stephen King
Review written by Diana Iozzia
Be prepared, because this review of “Needful Things” is going to be a very honest, very long, and kind of mean one. “Needful Things” by Stephen King had a lot of promise in my mind. I was really hoping to like this, because if I had to pick a favorite author, I’d pick Stephen. Can I call him Mister King? Can I call him Stephen?The plot follows the small town of Castle Rock, the infamous Castle Rock that appears in a large percentage of his books (I can’t be bothered to look up the exact percentage). Castle Rock is famous for being a small, little strange town created by King. The characters are numerous, some have appeared in “Needful Things” when they have appeared elsewhere. For example, we are reintroduced to Alan Pangborn from “The Dark Half” and Ace Merrill from “Stand by Me”. With a book having at least 20 characters to remember, you can imagine that it might be hard to keep track of certain characters. Alan, Polly, Leland Gaunt, Brian Rust, Lettie, and a few others are most memorable, but it becomes difficult in Part Two of the book to remember many of them. Part 3 is absolutely atrocious for mentioning characters. The main ones were easy to remember, but I lost track of certain plot lines.
Mr. Leland Gaunt, a peculiar fellow, opens a shop called Needful Things. He begins selling items to townsfolk that could be an item they’ve always lusted over or an item that symbolizes their main desires. From baseball cards to fox tails to a framed picture of Elvis, they are not ordinary objects that you’d imagine people would be driven insane over. Mr. Gaunt accepts money, but he also creates an agreement with the customer to do him favors and “pranks”. These favors and pranks eventually pit the citizens of Castle Rock against each other, ensuing in crimes, violence, and different types of murder.
This was a fantastic premise, but the book could have done well with having 50 percent of its material cut. The copy I have has about 500 pages in very small print. This took me a month to struggle through. The first part was great. It set up an interesting plot, that became less interesting the less I read.
I think this book reminds me of “The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street”, an episode of the television show, “The Twilight Zone” where aliens pit neighbors against each other and cause havoc on one small street. Stephen King seems to “take inspiration” from many different stories, but this one felt eerily familiar.
I’m glad I read this book, because I had wanted to read it for some time. But I’m much gladder that I finished it. I could say I recommend it, but I can also say that you should steer very clear. Proceed with caution. I still can’t tell how I actually view this book, if in a positive light or negative light. I have heard that the short story “It Growns on You” in King’s book, “Nightmares and Dreamscapes” is a sort of epilogue to “Needful Things”, so perhaps I can find some closure there.
The aspects I liked:
Polly Chalmers and Alan Pangborn were great main characters.
The feud between Wilma Jerzyck and Nettie Cobb was a great storyline.
The climax and resolution.
“Answered Prayers”
Leland Gaunt’s Faustian personality.
The aspects I didn’t like:
Ace Merrill, terribly rotten in personality and plot line.
About 75 percent of the book. It was very descriptive to a fault.
Too many characters to keep track of.
The aspects I’m not sure on:
Danforth Keeton
The Rust Family
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